Does my bologna have a first name?

I was wondering that because naming it makes it harder to eat.

Does my bologna have a first name?
No it doesn't because it is a STAR like Cher or Bono or Sting or Madonna. Bet you don't know their other names either.
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Reply:It's O-S-C-A-R
Reply:Ask Jeffery Dommer...
Reply:Only if you want it to!! LOL
Reply:It's O-S-C-A-R of course, but don't worry, you like to see him every day so I'm sure he doesn't mind :)
Reply:O S C A R
Reply:yes its o-s-c-a-r....and he loves to be eatten
Reply:no- just eat it and ignore the screaming.
Reply:nope, but if it did would you make it part of the family? Just saying is all............





Cause every thing that didnt have a name in our family became part of the family mostly pets though. Thank god I grew up on a farm..lol
Reply:I always like to call my bologna shaniqua....or Purell (like the hand sanitizer) or gardetto...or Sharkon..I wouldn't mind if you used them.





Naming your bologna is like giving birth to a child...eventful. loud. and messy.
Reply:do you want it to have a first name?
Reply:my bologna has a first name. it's o-s-c-a-r. my bologna has a second name. it's m-a-y-e-r. oh I love it eat it everyday and if you ask me why I SAAAAAAAAAAY. cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a.





I miss those comercials with the kids singing that.