What is the funniest first name you have heard?

I think it is Habeeb. A very humerus sounding and spelling of a first name, but no offense to Arab people, please. However, can you come up with anything funnier?

What is the funniest first name you have heard?
I have a 2nd cousin named Baby. She has 7 older brothers and sisters. Whats even funnier..... Her parents had another baby after that.
Reply:JUSTIN (His last name was CASE) Justin Case. No really you can't make stuff like that up if you tried.
Reply:I worked in a store once and a customer handed me their credit card, and I swear to God, the name on it was:


"A. Royal Payne"


I don't know how they got away with having this credit card, but it had to have been bogus!





Oh, and Steven C, I knew someone who didn't name their child "Justin" just because their last name was "Case"!
Reply:Afroxilanthi
Reply:bontess...actually, there is a story abou that name...but i just have heard it from jokes.


***there is a couple, who are BONNIE and TESSIE, who has a baby girl. they haven't given yet a name for the child.then, suddenly, the mother had thought of an idea on how they will name the baby.---they will get the first half of their name and combine them. so it will become BONTES.





Now, here's the "little bit" funny thing...in tagalog, bontes sounds something uhmm,,, can i say it later?


okay...there is tagalog word which sounds like that and it is BUNTIS.


what if you call the child bontes,and you are in philippines...





then you are nearly screaming just to call the child.


but actually,in tagalog(philippine dialect) it means.....













































































PREGNANT!!!
Reply:Guy (pronounced ghee). There was a tennis player from France whose name was Guy Forget, a very funny name and had of course a French pronunciation (Ghee Forjay).
Reply:MOODY





I know its a name perhaps in some cultures..but think of the affect that this could have on a kid...being teased and being called MOODY by mean kids and being insulted and asked SO WHY IS IT YOU WERE NAMED MOODY, IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS GROUCHY AND CRANKY AND NEVER SMILE ?





Plus here's another one..





My neighbor's white, her husband is italian..they named their daughter BAZYL (pronounced Basil)- Rose after a place he grew up in Italy..





The kids are going to grow up and compare her to (BASIL and Pasta)..poor kid..
Reply:Wolfgang


Dick


Gae





Oh I have to tell you this... My sister's last name is Burns. She was going to name her son Victor D. Burns. His initials would have been VD Burns. lol, get it?
Reply:TORJOM ..i met him in the plane heading to Roma. thanks for mentioning " no offense to arabs"
Reply:My cousin's husband's name was actually Hillarious (not sure how it was spelled). It caused him a lot of grief all through childhood, until someone finally suggested he go by "Larry" which he did from then on.





To cap it off, his last name was "Schlumberger" (with the germanic pronunciation which rhymes with hamburger).
Reply:habeeb i think means loveable one,not sure.


no lie, met a girl named ABC. she went by Abbie.
Reply:terdsak.





there's an organization devoted to this.
Reply:cheeku